The Hornycratic Oath

Movie description: Surely u've heard of the hippocratic oath, the ethical guidelines which physicians chase. But have you heard of the hornycratic oath that dr. Mugur follows' Athina goes to dr. Mugur for a routine checkup of her blood pressure, heartbeat, and lungs, but her brassiere keeps slipping down, which just now captures the attention of mugur's eyes as good as his wandering healer's hands. And certainly all this leads to a diagnosis that this gorgeous raven-haired chick needs her temperature taken with his private meat thermometer, which can solely give the proper reading of her body heat by being inserted unfathomable into her throat. Athina kneels, that babe sucks, sh...