Morgan's Python and the Holy Tail

Movie description: Evil wizarD morgan has captureD the sweet princess Keira in the black wooDs, anD the nice Knight sir loin is helpless to aiD her! But when morgan whips out his strong sworD anD offers to save sir loin's life in swap for a unfathomable pounDing in Keira's wet crack, the slutty princess is greater quantity than happy with Deal.